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Bugs Discovered In Mayor's Offices
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INSTECK, AR - Bud "Buzz" Clemford, mayor of Insteck for the past 25 years and life-time resident, said his administration was not overly surprised about the finding of bugs in their offices. "The FBI was here for a sort of 'get to know ya' session, they'd never visited Insteck before," said Clemford, "and they said they were just trying to get a feel for Little America. They weren't expecting to find anything." Insteck is a hamlet of 400 residents.

"They was in there with Buzz," said Hazel Patts, the mayor's administrative assistant, pointing to the mayor's personal office, "and then one of them starts to hollerin'." Patts entered the office and found one of the three FBI officers standing on a chair and pointing at the couch. The other two officers were standing and looking at the couch. According to Patts, they began swatting and smacking at the couch, ultimately squashing several large cockroaches, the remains of which soiled the afghan Patts had crocheted the previous winter. "You don't just wash out Waterbug," she lamented, "we had to have it dry cleaned. The FBI says they won't pay the bill, neither."

The bugs were not an isolated incident, though they did create more of a stir than previous sightings. "We usually just spray a bit, let 'em die quietly behind the walls," said Clemford, "You'd think they'd never seen a roach before."
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