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Volatile Situation On ISS Defused By NASA
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HOUSTON, TX - A tense few moments passed on the International Space Station when a "Yo' Mama So Fat" contest got out of hand. "The guys can get pretty bored," said NASA Administrator Sean O'Keefe, "sometimes it turns ugly."

The ISS occupants were American Michael Foale and Russia's Alexander Kaleri. Foale reportedly said, "Yo mama's so fat, whenever she hears 'Kool-Aid' she goes running through the nearest wall yellin' 'Oh Yeah!'" Upon hearing the insult, Kaleri grabbed Foale by the arm, braced himself against a bulkhead, and spun Foale, yelling back, "You are a dog and the son of a dog!" Hearing the disturbance, NASA immediately ordered both men to separate sections of the station to determine what had happened.

"It was just one of those things that happens when you bring two cultures together," said O'Keefe. "'Kool-Aid' sounds very much like the Russian word for 'liquor', and as it happens, Kaleri's mother does have a drinking problem." He added, "I'm told though that she is not, in fact, fat."

"I would like to express my apologies to my shipmate and to his mother," Foale later said during a conference, "we were having a little stupid fun, and I took it too far."
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