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Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf Declares Bush Was Never In Iraq
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ABU DHABI, U.A.E. - The former Iraqi Information Minister, Muhammed Saeed al-Sahaf, said in an interview from his current residence in Abu Dhabi, "There is no Bush in Iraq. There was never any Bush in Iraq. If he comes, he will be welcomed with bullets and shoes."

Such strong words were common during the initial phase of the overthrow of Saddam Hussein's government, but not since the minister fled Iraq has he served in any propaganda capacity. "Yes, the machine has been idle," he admitted, "but the time seemed to have arrived for a stepping up of the rhetoric once again. The people must not forget that there are still those willing to lie for them."

Commenting on the motive for the elaborate deception that made it appear Bush was in Iraq, al-Sahaf said, "I tell you this. It is all a lie. They lie. It is a Hollywood movie. You do not believe them." When presented with footage of Iraqi citizens criticizing the visit, he responded, "These are not Iraqi's at all. Where did these people come from? I believe this footage is from also a Hollywood set."

"I am currently between assignments," said al-Sahaf on his employment, "If the great sovereign nation of Iraq will allow me to humbly serve it, I will be honored to perform. However, if an equally honorable nation feels it could benefit from my unbiased commentary, my CV is available to them."

al-Sahaf's resume' covers his recent work for Iraq. References are available upon request.
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