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Britney Spears Shocker: Marries 40-Something Seinfeld Star Jason Alexander
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HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears surprised Hollywood insiders by secretly tying the knot with Jason Alexander. Alexander, best known for his role as George on the sitcom Seinfeld, is twice the age of the pop diva. "I've always been attracted to short, balding, overweight men. And Madonna. But mainly balding men. Jason just swept me off my feet," said Spears.

"It was a match made in heaven," said Alexander, his arm tight around Spears' waist, "or at least that's how it feels to me. Most people associate me with the George character, perpetually dateless. Truth is, I used to have a different girlfriend every week. I felt so empty. But now I have my Britney." Britney, flushed and grinning, pecked him lightly on the cheek.

The couple's plans were nearly thwarted when the Little White Wedding Chapel refused to conduct their ceremony without proof that Alexander was not Britney's uncle, Art Vandelay Spears. Alexander reportedly offered to sing to prove there was no family relation between them, but the staff reached a consensus to allow the ceremony without subjecting themselves to the "proof". Britney was walked down the aisle by gal-pal Madonna. Alexander's best man was a Kramer impersonator hired for the occasion. (Michael Richards was in New York working with 'Weird Al' Yankovic on 'The Stanley Spadowski Story' and was unavailable.)

When asked about the age and cultural differences between the two, Spears agent responded, "Sometimes they work out, sometimes they don't," and refused to comment further. Alexander's agent could not be reached.
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