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Smith Caught Up In Lieberman Insider-Trading Scandal
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ARLINGTON, Virginia - The Arlington Sun Journal reported yesterday that Craig T. Smith, Campaign Director and Senior Advisor to Joseph Lieberman, is being investigated by the SEC for alleged insider trading. Smith apparently dumped 90% of his shares of "Joementum" just hours before Senator Lieberman officially withdrew from the Presidential race.

"I just don't know what to say," said a tearful Lieberman, on hearing the allegations, "I thought after Al, nobody could really betray me like that again. But this. I just don't know what to say."

"It's not like that at all," responded Smith at a news conference this morning, "this was a standard sell-order trade. I've said all along, if Joe dropped below 10%, I was bailing out. My broker will confirm the order, I assure you."

Smith's broker refused to comment and would not confirm or deny any sell order.

"At last, I'll get to hear somebody else screaming!" said a jubilant Howard Dean.
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