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Jehovah's Witnesses Divided Over Kwanzaa Celebration
(email to a friend) BROOKLYN, New York - Jehovah's Witnesses -- a Christian sect begun in the late 1800's, now claiming six million adherents worldwide -- are known for their staunch stance against the celebration of certain holidays. Their official web site says, "Christmas and its customs come from ancient false religions. The same is true of Easter." But what about Kwanzaa, a religion-neutral holiday with roots going back only to 1966? While the official Watchtower headquarters was unwilling to comment, the public face of Jehovah's Witnesses is divided on the issue.
"It's not something we bring up with friends, like watching 'Harry Potter'. We do it, but it's not something we brag about," said one man offering tracts in a parking lot, "Bottom line: There's nothing wrong with it. It's just a week on the calendar. No religious ties, no pagan ties, it's clean. As for me and my household, we shall celebrate Kwanzaa."
A search of the Watchtower web site produced no information on Kwanzaa celebrations. One Witness speculated as to why the Watchtower has had little to say, "They don't like to comment on things that aren't Bible based. If it isn't from the Bible, then it's up to each individual's conscience. Like birthdays and blood transfusions, there's clear Bible backing for that. But watching a PG-13 movie? That's up to me." TOP STORIES
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